Cartman upon realizing this, snaps at Stan for his stupidity in trusting Kyle, while Kyle pleads Stan to tell the truth. The television reporter informs everyone that the cause is of the flood was Global Warming and that all the rumors were true. Maybe if Stan had explained that freemium games are a hallmark of sophisticated progressive culture, he might have gotten away with his addiction. It’s called a smorgaswein and it’s elegantly cultural!”. Meanwhile, Stan admits to Kyle that he and Cartman were responsible. So on “a night for experimenting” as South Park’s adults gathered to watch a meteor shower, he faced some serious self-doubt after he and Gerald Broflovski watched each other pleasure themselves in a hot tub. while running back and forth around town, claiming that Global Warming was chasing after them. One of South Park’s strengths has always been its dying sounds, and they’re on full display in “Make Love Not Warcraft,” one of the top SP episodes of all time. ", "I broke the dam! He explains that this will only lead to more disasters worse than the flood, and analyzes that it will occur, the day after tomorrow. Shoshana Weissmann. This review contains spoilers for South Park. Randy didn’t really mean this. Friday Night Kegger would be, by all measures, a more constructive way to spend time with the family than would be a good old-fashioned, Mormon-style game night. Boobs will come and go, and then, someday, you’ll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. Once Stan discovered this, he figured it was probably okay to treat the problem by redirecting the Japanese aggression instead of solving the underlying issue that slaughtering animals needlessly might be a little unethical. Stan relents and turns on the boat. As the news report finish, Stan follows his parents into the kitchen where he asks if the people will be rescued off their roof tops. Directed by Trey Parker. ; His Nobel Peace Prize medal was … In "Goobacks" they didn't take a side, they just had the rednecks argue amongst themselves about how to deal with goobacks. Randy is the master of momentary obsession, but the time he decided to become a practitioner of food porn probably ranks among the strangest of his phases (right up there with cock magic). "South Park – We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared." And instead of helmets, they should wear little tinfoil hats, ‘cause, you know, it’s the future and we shouldn’t be so barbaric!”. He writes songs in the women’s bathroom, he autotunes the hell out of them, and all of a sudden he’s inspiring young women and music lovers around the world. Watching. What I do see is international media talking about the adverse effects of pollution or humanity's effect on the environment. 823 upvotes, 71 comments. They barricade themselves inside the community center. Ten or even five years ago, Eric Cartman would have been the clear-cut most iconic character on South Park. The Japanese were abnormal because of their passion for killing dolphins and whales… which was the result of America framing the marine mammals for the atomic bombing of Hiroshima that ended WWII. Tell Mom it’s okay.”. Afraid of being caught, the two boys agree to hide their involvement, but Stan is wrecked by guilt. When the recession hit South Park in 2009, Randy was quick to take the side of strict austerity—a potentially reasonable argument, if not the most effective solution to the problem. “There’s plenty of other interesting things you can do. ", https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/evqh3x/south-park-two-days-before-the-day-after-tomorrow-season-9-ep-8Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow (Season 9, Episode 8) - Episode Guide, Beaverton • Jew Gold • Global Warming Theory, Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode. The declaration of the scientists causes mass hysteria, and everybody runs from "global warming". Scowling, Kyle prepares to hand over the bag, but instead drops it into the flaming water below, while Cartman panics at seeing the Jew Gold fall. Meanwhile, the government refuses to help Beaverton, instead attempting to evacuate the southern states because of global warming, only to be told by scientists that it was not global warming that caused the flood. However, other scientists debate the analysis saying that the end of the world will take place two days before the day after tomorrow. Share Advanced ... south park we didnt listen. Instead more of them say proudly "I broke the dam!" Hunger Games.’ But they just do what they want with my songs.”. As per usual, this is deemed less gay than Stan’s proposed solution of actually working to make the future a better place so the “goobacks” don’t have to come back in time. On The Best Way To Spend An Evening With The Family, 17. they scream, barricading themselves in the gym. Much of the town evacuates to the Park County Community Center, and proceed to barricade themselves inside. I hate my illness!”. One dude even died in the street. Stan is hesitant to drive the boat for fear of getting in trouble. The townsfolk believe Global Warming to be over, until the Government soldiers inform that the real cause of the disaster was Crab People. The boys try get to the roof, but Cartman stops Kyle demanding his Jew Gold. Margaritas are, of course, exempt from the austerity measures, because this is Randy and he needs a steady supply of alcohol to remain alive. Randy has a legitimate problem with boy bands; he was in one, the Ghetto Avenue Boys, and he knows from personal experience that their life spans are short, their managers are criminals, and they’re forever seen as jokes after the fame goes away. Songs "For he's a jolly good fellow" Continuity Nods. Somehow, this almost causes sentient ads to take over the world, because South Park. 00:44. Watch Full Episode. Have you ever tried marijuana? Stan however explains how he broke the dam in full, but no one listens, believing he came up with the first story that came to mind. South Park S9 E2. Discover & share this South Park GIF with everyone you know. © 2021 Paste Media Group. Spoiler alert: you know Lorde? “We didn’t listen!” No one listened about global warming, and then, one day, it came for the citizens of South Park. Well, 12 years later, South Park has returned to say it was wrong. This was one such time. Here, Randy is describing the massive pile of naked men he’s joined—a desperate (but probably secretly pleasurable) orgy designed to stem the flow of immigrants through a time portal, because the immigrants are taking everyone’s jobs (sorry, “jerbbbbbs”). I really didn't know there were a lot of people that hype it up. Lalalalala fraîche. Auggghhhhhhhhhhhh.”. Season 9 E 8 • 10/12/2005. We Didn't Listen! That was a part of me! Randy’s love affair with alcohol is nothing new, of course. Randy meanwhile claims that the world has frozen over and that they cannot leave for any reasons. No one listened about global warming, and then, one day, it came for the citizens of South Park. Instead of buying clothes, wear but sheets from thine beds! Needless to say, he succeeds. “Stan, as you get older, boobs—these “ahta”—will start becoming a major part of your life. However, everyone assumes that he's speaking metaphorically and instead making a deep and meaningful statement about everyone 'broke the dam'. Randy informs the townspeople that the heating of the atmosphere has triggered a new ice age, and that the outside temperature will soon fall to "over 70 million degrees below zero." Cartman however finds the whole thing amusing, and denies responsibility, stating it was the town's fault for being built under a beaver dam, and blaming the people of the town for not getting out of there. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 1.3m members in the southpark community. Zach Blumenfeld’s worst fear is that he will grow up to be Randy Marsh. However, his parents brush it off, saying they don't know and that's not important compared to trying to place the blame on other people like the mayor of Beaverton and F.E.M.A. Much of the town evacuates to the Park County Community Center, and proceed to barricade themselves inside. While visiting Jefferson's Lake, near the town of Beaverton, Cartman manages to persuade Stan to play in his uncle Roy's speed boat. ... "We had the chance, but we didn't listen!" The noob successfully delivered the Sword of a Thousand Truths to his son before being murdered by the overpowerful griefer they needed to defeat. Water and bread and margaritas, yea.”. South Park Studio's use of computer animation allows it to edit episodes in days, quickly commenting on recent events, including Elián González, 2000 U.S. presidential election, the capture of Saddam Hussein, and the elections of both Barack Obama and Donald Trump. Show More. When the Internet dried up in Season Twelve’s “Overlogging,” Randy took his family out Californee’ way, because he heard that’s where he could get a little bit of wifi. The only problem is that Randy can’t exactly have Friday Night Kegger with his very much under-21 children. > Watch clip. On His Son Convincing The Japanese That A Chicken And Cow Were Responsible For Nuking Hiroshima, 15. As Trey Parker and Matt Stone (and their longtime fans) have grown older, Randy has become the voice of their aging, of desperate attempts to return to innocent times and escape the more brutal hardships of reality. A very clever episode, maybe not as memorable as others but surely we have a lot of great lines and a hilarious spoof of the movie The Day After Tomorrow (I rated that film with a 1 out of 10 and I clearly remember having a really bad time when I went to see it on the big screen with my family and not just because of the movie but also because I had the worst place, yes I was in the first … ... We've gotta pull together every warm piece of clothing we can find. On Preventing Time-Traveling Immigrants From The Future, 16. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. To repent we must stop frivolous spending! “I’ll make less money, sure, but…as long as I buy everything at Wall-Mart, it’ll all even out. We Didn't Listen! “We have that, Stan. Randy’s supposed to represent the average straight, middle-aged, white, American man, and the average member of this group is not exactly okay with being perceived as gay. I tend to agree with most of what South Park says but this is one of the few things that seem odd. South Park S9 E2. The monologue is simple, it’s crass and it’s a quintessential South Park statement. “Yea, it is an angry and unforgiving Economy. The Governor of Colorado assembles all the geologists of Colorado (meaning only Randy Marsh), who he claims the Beaverton flood is only the beginning. On top of the ubiquitous “Hey Sharon,” we’ve collected 20 of Randy’s greatest lines of all time. Occasionally, Randy actually provides his son with sound advice. https://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/evqh3x/south-park-two-days-before-the-day-after-tomorrow-season-9-ep-8, Episodes about environmentalism and/or animal rights. 00:38. The townsfolk begin to place blame on one another for the Global warming. Present-day America Number One!”. Stan then calls, but refuses to admit the truth and instead asks for someone to come get them. "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" is the eighth episode of Season Nine, and the 133rd overall episode of South Park. I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing! It didn’t help that Gerald kept trying to broach the subject at the party. Cartman however demands the real bag of gold, not the fake one. This GIF has everything: south park, WE DIDNT LISTEN! 00:44. "I'd say within the first season, we kind of realized Cartman's like a little Archie Bunker," Parker said in an interview at South Park Studios in Los Angeles. “Yeah well, that, that’s not really… gay, is it?”. Watch Random Episode. That was the whole thrust of South Park’s most recent season, in which the town becomes a PC haven and simultaneously resembles a dystopia in which actual societal problems are ignored, in favor of making changes that will make the town seem progressive. Maybe it’s time.”. He’s also become the show’s best fool. Finally Stan just screams "Aw, fuck it! After first Kyle seems to not understand what he's talking about, but finally as Cartman pulls a gun, hands over a bag around his neck. Global warming - Global warming - Environmental consequences of global warming: Global warming and climate change have the potential to alter biological systems. Posted in the southpark community. They walk through town chain-gang style. Instead, he digs himself into a deeper hole. Follow him on Twitter. He does that with his friends. Most of the South Park people crowd in the community center. “Staaaaaan. Immediately losing control of it, the pair accidentally crashing the boat into the world's largest Beaver dam, causing Beaverton to flood soon after. The townspeople of South Park panic at the news, running away from global warming as if it is a physical being. “Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan. At school the next day, Stan approaches Cartman about the news report, expecting equal amounts of guilt and concern. Ho ho hohoho.”. Stan however loudly admits "I broke the dam!" Dimensions: 576x324. Size: 1816.3544921875KB. 10.0k votes, 705 comments. For Randy, and generally for most people who drink too much, this sort of mental gymnastics is second nature. Watching. Something that came from me! Butters then arrives, informing the hallway of students that they found the cause of the flood, and everyone rushes off, with Stan and Cartman expecting to have been caught. “The players should all wear bras! He begins to indicate on a map where the hardest hit regions will be, inadvertently drawing a penis on the map. South Park - Now even if global warming were real - YouTube The episode acts as a sequel to the Season 10 episode "ManBearPig", in which Al Gore first visited the town and asked the boys for help locating his dreaded arch-nemesis.His locker room headquarters at the U-Stor-It facility was actually first seen back in South Park: The Stick of Truth. ... As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two... > Watch clip. As a long time fan of the show I can tell you that South Park has mocked pretty much everyone over the course of their very long run with no regard for political preference. Naturally, though, when he’s exposed to the wholesome lifestyle of his new Mormon neighbors, that becomes the new objective standard of the good life. So he decides to give himself cancer to become eligible for a medical card. Chaos ensued as the townsfolk fled from the invisible phenomenon to take shelter in the South Park Community Center. The only thing I ever made that was any good!”. While Randy was hardly the only person to scream “WE DIDN’T LISTEN,” he did it with the most emotion—and, just minutes before, had been composedly giving a scientific lecture. But he lives in South Park, and sarcasm is among the many things that this town is incapable of understanding. Here comes global warming! In all honesty, this was one of South Park’s most brilliant little arcs ever, taking advantage of a SPIN writer who clearly missed the point in the previous episode—the boys obviously couldn’t get Lorde to play their fundraiser, so Randy dressed up like her, and the writer took it as a jab at Lorde instead of just Randy being stupid—and running with the misinterpretation. A horrified Randy realizes that means today. Overcome with guilt, Stan begins to question what to do, but Cartman cuts him off, stating he knows that Stan wants to go to Kyle, but shouldn't, as Kyle is a "Jew Rat", with his "Jew Ethics", hoarding his "Jew Gold" and that he will "Jew" Stan out if he confesses the truth. Instead of paying for cable, let us watch clouds! Unlike many American buffoons of conservative bent, Randy fancies himself a progressive. “We’re trying to turn everyone gay so that there are no future humans! They were sure Al Gore was just using global warming to gain attention after his 2001 loss to George W. Bush. Randy authoritatively states that global warming is causing an ice age outside that would kill them if they left. “God, why do the economically challenged always have to screw up everything?!”. Show More. One by one, everyone begins to say "I broke the dam! South Park is in a panic as global warming attacks. I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Watch Random Episode. Auggghhh. A subreddit dedicated to the TV show *South Park*. His real motivation for the Tom Joad-ian trek, though, was to get his fix of the weirdest porn on the web. Many of his best moments have been acted out—his tween wave performance, his Broadway bro-down, his Heroin Hero addiction—but he’s still provided a wealth of memorable quotes over the past two decades. 03/16/2005. In writing the episode, Parker and Stone regularly consulted Anne Garefino, the South Park executive producer and a practicing Catholic; Stone said Garefino was a "good sport about it" and did not get offended by the show's jokes about Catholicism. Then again, Bono (who first held the record for largest crap, then WAS the record for largest crap) is really good at making people feel like they’ve done nothing with their lives. “The record company messed it all up. The issue: progressives can be asshats, too. It was truly a solution worthy of his father. No. More specifically, changes to near-surface air temperatures will likely influence ecosystem functioning and thus the biodiversity of plants, animals, and other forms of life. Tags: Randy Marsh Stan Grandpa Marsh Sharon Marsh Community Center global warming environment. Most of the South Park people crowd in the community center. ... As Randy testifies at the State Capitol, scientists prove that global warming is going to strike two... > Watch clip. If there's an ice age now, it certainly doesn't show. That evening at the Marsh Residence, Stan and his parents watch as the news reports on the disaster in Beaverton, where the flood has destroyed homes and left all the residents stranded on their rooftops awaiting help. So of course, in typical Randy fashion, he doesn’t initially let his son Stan in on the truth when the boys form Fingerbang. The fact that Randy says this to Stan says all you need to know about the senior Marsh’s self-worth. When Randy delivers this line—after berating Stan for racking up charges on freemium gaming apps—he’s halfway through a flight of eight beers and eight glasses of wine. ", Cartman takes advantage of this and jokingly says it too. In a throwaway comment, Stan mentions how cool it would be to drive the boat for real, so Cartman pulls the keys from the glove compartment and suggests that they do just that. The government rushes to Beaverton, while the boys try and find a way out of the flaming oil factor. Learning The Truth. It’s called Friday Night Kegger.”. “This disease is just eating me up! Panic explodes, with everyone running around screaming "We didn't listen!" I’ve never been able to say this before, but… I love you son. ... South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic. Eventually, his testicles become so large that he uses them as a hoppity-hop—we’re cringing at the thought of such pain, but he’s probably so high that he can’t feel much of anything. The declaration of the scientists causes mass hysteria, and everybody runs from "global warming". The current geographic ranges of plant … The boys are picked up, along with the rest of the town and returned to South Park. They had no opinion on it, but they did have opinions about certain people who tried to warn us about it. Stan, still not wanting to get in trouble, suggests they help the people of Beaverton themselves. They soon begin to suffer from heat stroke, believing that the cold is causing hypothermia and overheating them. Turns out all he needed to be cured of his temporary insanity was an “old-fashioned,” courtesy of his wife. With Stan obsessed over his classmate Bebe’s “boobs” (to the extent that a 4th grader has boobs) and having devolved to a caveman-like state, Randy stepped in and helped him realize that he was destroying his life. > Watch clip. So instead of trying to improve himself, he assumes that he’s powerless to stop drinking and decides that only a miracle can save him from his horrible condition. Randy leads the men forward and takes a deep breath. We Didn't Listen! We didn’t listen!” To watch Randy’s mea culpa on YouTube, click here . 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